Japanese Skeleton Spirit Sulking Around the Northland

 Howard Shinn reports

My neighbor's son-in-law is investigating some mysterious happenings in neighborhoods around the Dollar Tree on NE Antioch. Attached is a drawing of a Gashadokuro by Japanese artist Utagawa Kuniyoshi. The Gashadokuro is a spirit that takes the form of a giant skeleton made of the skulls of people who died in the battlefield, and is 10 or more meters tall. We have reason to believe one of these may be present in the Northland! Take precaution! They are *not* friendly and will mock your attire mercilessly. If you have ANY information regarding the possible presence of a mythical, giant Japanese skeleton spirit sulking around the Northland, please email

dr.skeleshinn@gmail.com

immediately! Thank you.