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Charlie Kirk's Murder, Martyrdom, and the Folly of Political Christianity

September 15, 2025

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The Dangerous Effectiveness of Charlie Kirks Assassination

September 11, 2025

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Here's Why Kansas City Should Embrace Missouri Redistricting

September 05, 2025

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Suspect Armed With Machete Shot Near North Oak

September 01, 2025

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Republican Mark Alford Understands the Dangers of GOP Gerrymandering

August 30, 2025

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Northland Dairy Queen Closes After 30 Years of Scooping Sweetness

August 26, 2025

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“Jumping Into Traffic on Hwy 169: The New Retirement Plan?”

August 25, 2025

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Platte County Reasonable 6.835% Tax Hike, While Jackson and Clay Go Full Grab

August 20, 2025

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“Clay County Slaps NKC Theatre With Blockbuster-Sized Tax Hike”

August 19, 2025

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Inconsistent Trash Pickup in Gladstone

August 19, 2025

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Northland Dairy Queen Closes After 30 Years of Scooping Sweetness

Ice Cream Enters the Abyss – (and Sadly, Just “Scooped” Itself Right Off the Map) In what must be the most profound news of the year (in the annals of local ice cream drama, at least), the venerable Dairy Queen at 615 Armour Road—proudly crushing cones in the Northland for over three decades—has vanished from the digital world. The location is now officially “permanently closed,” exiled from Dairy Queen’s website and marked departed on Google according to the KC Star. https://www.kansascity.com/news/business/openings-closings/article311843290.html Tony’s Kansas City , always the beacon of blogosphere brilliance, dubbed this cosmic chill-out “Ice Cream Into Abyss” and admitted it might be their best writing in a while. They weren’t kidding. It’s not every day a once-iconic frozen treat haven gets mourned with such dramatic flair. Here’s the skinny, Thirty-plus years of Blizzards, sundaes, and drive-thru detours, all flushed down the metaphorical drain in one fell swoop—...

!Go Chicken Go! New KC North Location!

In a move that has foodies across Kansas City clucking with excitement, cult favorite restaurant Go Chicken Go has announced that it will be opening a new 6th location in the Northland, next to the new Whataburger off Barry Rd and I-169 with a tentative opening planned for in January 2024. There are also plans for a location at Vivion Rd and North Oak Trafficway.

“Jumping Into Traffic on Hwy 169: The New Retirement Plan?”

Drivers Report Men Jumping Into Traffic on Highway 169 Kansas City, Mo. — A local driver is warning others after a disturbing encounter on U.S. Highway 169 southbound near Barry Road on Sunday. According to the report, a man was seen crouching on the shoulder before suddenly jumping into traffic. The driver, who managed to avoid hitting him, said two other men were also nearby—one of them walking down the middle of the highway. “I was just past Barry Road when one of them leapt in front of my car,” the driver’s spouse shared in an online post. “Thankfully, my husband was able to react in time and didn’t hit him.” While the motivation for the incident is unclear, some residents have raised concerns that this could be part of a troubling trend. In Independence, drivers have reported people intentionally jumping in front of vehicles in an apparent attempt to cause accidents and seek financial payouts. No official reports have yet confirmed whether the men on Highway 169 were attempti...

Suspect Armed With Machete Shot Near North Oak

GLADSTONE: WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME 🚨 Forget the “safe suburbs” sales pitch from your realtor—Gladstone just had a full-blown machete chase down North Oak. Yes, machete. As in “jungle warfare,” but instead of the Amazon, it’s the Hy-Vee parking lot. A guy with a giant blade charges deputies not once, not twice, but multiple times in broad daylight. Families driving home from soccer practice? Shoppers grabbing milk? Congratulations, you were one bad turn away from being extras in a low-budget horror flick. And here’s the kicker: this isn’t downtown, this isn’t Prospect Ave., this isn’t some “bad neighborhood” the news loves to name-drop. Nope. This is right in the leafy Northland—Gladstone, where people still cling to the fantasy that crime stops at the river. Spoiler: it doesn’t. The machetes are here, and they brought friends. So what’s next? Chainsaw standoffs in Price Chopper? Crossbow showdowns at QuickTrip? At this rate, North Oak is going to need watchtowers and moats just to...

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