Gladstone's Household Hazardous Waste Event!

Oh, what a fantastic opportunity, folks! Clear your schedules for the most thrilling event of the year - Gladstone's Household Hazardous Waste Event! Because, you know, who wouldn't want to spend their Saturday morning from 8 a.m. to noon at the charming Happy Rock West? But wait, there's more! It's exclusive for the first 200 cars, because we wouldn't want everyone to have too much fun, right?

And oh, the excitement continues! Have you ever dreamt of parting ways with your beloved half-empty paint cans? Yearned to bid adieu to those ancient oil and gasoline containers? Well, your dreams are about to come true! They'll take your antifreeze, pesticides, and even your batteries, if you can manage to pry them away from your remote control.

Just a small catch, folks: proof of residency, please. Because heaven forbid an outsider tries to dump their hazardous waste on our pristine Happy Rock West. And remember, in the grand tradition of exclusivity, Freon will be sipping its cocktail somewhere else - it's simply not good enough to join this elite gathering of discarded items.

So mark your calendars, dear residents, for a morning filled with dropping off your treasures and proving your right to pollute in style. It's the Household Hazardous Waste Event, and you won't want to miss it!* 🎉